specifically stephanie

Before you ask, no, I do not come with a complementary beautiful field of flowers. But I wish I did.

But I do come with self-deprecating humor, bottomless sarcasm, and a knack for all things light blue. (I've been told blue is "my color". So I suppose you could throw any article of clothing on the blue spectrum at me and I'd thank you for saving me the effort of wearing a color disastrously horrendous for my skin tone).

Oh, you're here to learn things about me. Let's get into that. And to save some time, I won't force you to read any more long-winded sentences like the one in the above paragraph. You're welcome.
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Why did you start this blog?
I'm just as confused as you. Can you give me a hint?
Wow, you're just as awkward online as you are in person! (Not a question, just a statement).
Thank you. I try. 
Why do you resort to humor instead of answering the questions specifically, Stephanie? 
Ah, nice use of my blog name. As for your question...Knock-knock! 
...Who's there?
My inability to finish this joke. Next question.*

All joking aside (I know, hard to believe, right?) I'm just a girl with a passion for books, graphic design, and YouTube. This blog will most likely reflect that--but right now...it's all a mystery! So sit back and kick your feet up, or if you prefer you can bring a sleeping bag and camp out between the paragraphs. That's fine with me. Just know that I kick in my sleep...And now you're taking your sleeping bag to the paragraph below me. Wise choice. 

I know this sounds pretty unprofessional of me, but this is all I can think of to type right now. Yes, writer's block can even affect a simple "about me" section. So cruel. Anyways, if you have any burning desires, hot topics, or general feedback, click the contact button. Thanks for wanting to learn about yours truly. Oh, and if you decide to camp out here, would you hand me some earplugs? I despise snoring.
 
 

*I can't remember if I read a similar knock-knock joke in Ellen DeGeneres's My Point...And I Do Have One, so if that's the case...I suppose I learned from the best.
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